14 Jun 2013
And that means I get to eat candy!!!
And I have the recipe for the most epic piece of candy you have ever put in your mouth! And today I am going to share it, to get my mind off the exams a little:
First you must acquire some candy of the kind in the lower bowl - a mix of fruity gummies and salty liquorice and preferably you'll add a side of really strong salty salmiac liquorice as I did in the upper bowl. Make sure you cut some of the strong liquorice up, if you should feel like combining it with anything else - it can quickly overpower any other taste, and is not for the inexperienced. If you are up for the challenge, use the strong liquorice in stead of the normal salty one in the following steps (that is even more fabulous!).
Secondly, you must pick out a piece of gummy that you like the most. I recommend the red berry, because it is the easiest to merge with the liquorice, and it tastes lovely.
Pick a piece of liquorice that has about the same shape as the gummy you chose.
Then you, very gently as to not alert the pieces to their imminent fate, lick them on the flat side like so:
Now your liquorice and gummy should be nice and sticky on one side! For the next step, place your liquorice like this, sticky side up!:
Now your liquorice is nice and ready for the life changing evolvement it is to undergo just now. Take your gummy, sticky side down, and place it upon the liquorice, and stare in amazement at the impossible creation you are making:
Wauw! Now smile at your creation, so that it may feel welcome in this world, and yes, it is best if your smile is very very crooked and awkward. The new creation is probable awkward too, it is the first time it meets the world, and it would probably appreciate that you are a bit awkward too... Yes.
To make the weird mood even worse you can kiss it!
Now that you have calmed the creation down and made it feel welcome and relaxed YOU MUST VERY QUICKLY PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH! Before it suspects anything!
You must keep a firm grip on your creation, because nearing your mouth it will realise what you are planning and may try to escape. Especially if your breath smells of other gummy-liquorices you've consumed. Trap it firmly between your teeth, and as a courtesy allow it a last glimpse of the world it so shortly was a part of before you slowly close your teeth and thoroughly enjoy its delicious demise in a taste-explosion of epic proportions.
MMMH! Epic enjoyment follows!!!
Epilogue: I know that this is silly and badly made. But whatever. Nobody reads it anyway XD I think this way of eating candy is the best :) And today I have a break from studying, and thought that I must write something, so I wrote what was on my mind; FRIDAY = CANDY, FRIDAY=CANDY CANDY! If you are out there, have a very nice and enjoyable Friday.